Holiday Carols for Netizens & OWS

Deck the Halls with Dox of Folly

Deck the halls with dox of folly!
tralalalala lala la la!
Lulzy Xmas should be jolly
falalalala, lala la la!

Don we now our Guy Fawkes gas masks
lalala, lalala, la la la!
Poke the plutarchs in their asses
lalalalala, lala la la!


O Google +

O Google+ O Google+
How tricky are thy branches
You promised us some neato stuff
To get us in your clutches

You signed me up, and led me in
then killed my posts when I used a nym

O Google+, you suckered us
Now do I post my ranting cuss.

O Google+ O Google+
Your motto, "don't be evil"
Was just the words of market turds
The slogan of some weasels

You want to rule identity
So you can then cash in on me

O Google+ O Google+
We see now how
You've betrayed us


Occupy Ride

I hear those cop belts jinglin'
Ring-ting-tinglin' too
Oh ho, it's lovely weather to go
Occupy Together with you!

Outside there's tear gas flying
and friends are crying, boohoo
Come on, it's lovely weather
to go Occupy Together with you!

     Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, let's go
     We're streaming the show
     Protesting in a wonderland of snow
     Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, it's grand
     they're cuffing our hands
     We're tweeting it all with a call
     To our Occupy bre-ther-en!

Our tents are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We're rounded up together
Like free birds of a feather would be

Outside the sirens calling
And pepper spray's falling now too
Oh ho, it's lovely weather to go
Occupy Together with you!

     There's an Occupation at the home of Mayor Grey
     It'll be the perfect ending to a perfect day
     We'll be chanting the songs we love to sing without a single stop
     As we run from the Casually Pepper Spraying Cop!
     Pop-diddly-Op!

     There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
     As we see how many people come to Occupy
     It'll nearly be like a picture print from Revolution times
     These wonderful things are the things
     Our democracy gives our lives

Outside there's tear gas flying
and friends are crying, boohoo
Come on, it's lovely weather
to go Occupy Together with you!

I hear those cop belts jinglin'
Ring-ting-tinglin' too
Oh ho, it's lovely weather to go
Occupy Together with you!


Lulz Xmas

I'm dreaming of a Lulz Xmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where Anon masks glisten
And children listen
To hear pastebins in the snow

I'm dreaming of a Lulz Xmas
With every oligarch I dox
May your days be lulzy and bright
And may all your nfo-grabs be right



God Rest Ye Merry, Netizens

God rest ye merry, netizens
Let nothing you dismay
Remember that the Congressmen
Are noobies and are lame
They threaten us with SOPA's power
But do not know our ways
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

In DNS and TCP they do not understand
They think that they can block us out
And use their iron hand
To keep us all from pirate sites
And pages that they ban
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

For we are ones who built the net
Who live it every day
We let the men of commerce run
For 10 years with their way
But now it's time we claim our power
And show them it's our game
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy